Oh dear, did you pick up your taunts from some kind of silly video game? How tiresome! Honestly, try finding a hobby or something better to occupy your time, mate—your feeble jibes don’t faze me in the slightest! And by the way, your mum just rang; I dare say she was rather preoccupied with an entirely different kind of fun!

Oi, the person below! Your mum’s on the line — reckon it’s high time you tucked away that pretend computer game and started living a bit, mate!

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It's quite disheartening, isn’t it? Society seems to be filled with individuals wandering about in a daze, utterly oblivious to the realities of existence. Sometimes it feels like such a squandering of their, shall we say, parental contributions. What a pity!

What on earth is wrong with these people dwelling in their own little make-believe realms? Blimey, have they not got the sense to focus on real life instead of this nonsense? Perhaps it's time for some of them to snap out of their daydreams and confront reality – a proper job might do them some good! They really are a bit of a joke, aren’t they?

That’s just so amusing, isn't it? 😂👇

How’s the little prince doing today, still lost in your daydreams? Did you have a bit of a strop because things didn’t go your way? I wouldn’t be surprised if Dad had a word with you about finding a job, you know... not just sitting about! Quite likely, really!

Oh dear, look at that! 😄

It's amusing, really, how some folks seem to be lost in their own little worlds while the rest of us have our feet firmly planted on the ground. I've got my head in reality, but it seems others are still playing games! What a shame for them!

I'm not keen on the people making these calls - they've got all the charm of a damp sock! 🙄 Honestly, it just leaves me wondering if they've ever had proper manners or if they think a bit of anonymity gives them a pass to act like tossers. Do they really not know how daft they sound? It's unbelievable! 🥴