I can’t believe these individuals are at it again! I've never owned a bicycle, nor do I have the slightest inclination to buy one. It's baffling, really. You’d think the Telephone Preference Service would be looking into these nuisances by now, especially since I've been on their register for more than four years!

They simply won’t take no for an answer and keep ringing you, even after you’ve requested them to stop. It’s like attempting to purchase a bicycle; by the time you reach the end of the negotiation, the cost has skyrocketed to a figure that’s well beyond what was initially promised on their site, thanks to a plethora of ludicrous additional fees.

A group of self-proclaimed entrepreneurs! A load of motorcycle dealer pretenders, charging ridiculous prices, just a bunch of Donald Trump imitators.