A Filipino woman said she was from Microsoft Tech and asked if I owned a PC, to which I replied yes. Then she said they had received a report that my PC had been compromised by hackers who had infected it with spyware and a virus. Quickly, I interjected and told her I wasn't worried because all protection was already in place; I'd had all my antiviral vaccines done recently! LOL! She went berserk, swore like a real slapper with a sexually aggressive tone! LOL! I hung up immediately on that note! LOL! Absolutely hilarious...

Received a rather unsavoury phone call and, after expressing my intention to alert the authorities, I promptly ended the conversation. I highly advise against picking up calls from this number.